Guys! It's my final day under 21!

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
09/16/2014 at 15:17 • Filed to: None

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Tomorrow, it will be Six-Fours and forties for the rest of my life. Awesome.

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DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Your boy, BJR
09/16/2014 at 15:19

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I'm not saying you shouldn't enjoy a 40 at least once.

But I'm going to say that typically if it comes in a 40, it's shitty beer lol

Have fun, be safe and happy birthday


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR
09/16/2014 at 15:21

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EDWARD 40 HANDS TIME!!!


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/16/2014 at 15:21

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It ain't beer! It's MALT LIQUOR!

And I have school and then work, so…


Kinja'd!!! The Real Dacia Sandero > Your boy, BJR
09/16/2014 at 15:22

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Time for slurricanes!


Kinja'd!!! IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Your boy, BJR
09/16/2014 at 15:22

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40s are terrible. Never again.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Your boy, BJR
09/16/2014 at 15:22

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YEAH BUDDY!!! You finally get to find out that going to bars once you're 21 is highly overrated!!

Seriously though, that was a big bummer when I realized that. But have fun!!


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
09/16/2014 at 15:23

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Psh. They're the BESSSSST.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Your boy, BJR
09/16/2014 at 15:24

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Hahaha, well you CAN get beer in 40's....


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > PatBateman
09/16/2014 at 15:24

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LOL I live within 5 miles of every legendary jersey shore bar. It's a tad different.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/16/2014 at 15:25

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Yeah but that's gross. Like in Menace II Society…….who wants 40oz of Coors Light? Yuck.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Your boy, BJR
09/16/2014 at 15:26

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Not me. I feel the same way.

If I'm going to drink water beer, at least make it miller lite lol


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/16/2014 at 15:26

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400oz of Malt Liquor…….

…..best. death. ever.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/16/2014 at 15:28

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This commercial is basically how i want my life to be.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Your boy, BJR
09/16/2014 at 15:31

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You want to be the traitorous bastard Lando Calrissian? lol

God I love the American Advertisement law that says you can't actually drink alcohol in a commercial. You can bring it all the way up to your mouth - but you can not drink it. lol.

Have fun buddy, in all honesty I'd take the coors light over colt 45....


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Your boy, BJR
09/16/2014 at 15:31

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So are you going to GTL tonight in preparation?


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > PatBateman
09/16/2014 at 15:32

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Absolutley fuckin' not. I'm gonna snort an 8 ball of coke, buy a block on the black-market, and see where the party goes from there.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR
09/16/2014 at 15:44

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DUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE YOUR TSURU !!!!!!!!!!

ulysses@starmotorcars.com


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Your boy, BJR
09/16/2014 at 15:46

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And tomorrow you'll be like:


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Your boy, BJR
09/16/2014 at 15:48

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That sounds like a very prudent, responsible evening.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > PatBateman
09/16/2014 at 15:52

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Well I'll have to turn in early for church.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Jcarr
09/16/2014 at 15:54

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My brother's ex-gf is in my class tomorrow. Imma see if I can score a beej.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Your boy, BJR
09/16/2014 at 16:25

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Try not to end it in jail, buddy. And at least start off your drinking career right, with some quality beer. You'll have plenty of occasions to drink crap.